{"id":8,"date":"2006-01-08T18:59:04","date_gmt":"2006-01-09T00:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semmz.com\/blog\/?p=8"},"modified":"2014-11-30T02:30:42","modified_gmt":"2014-11-30T08:30:42","slug":"brilliant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/semmz.com\/blog\/?p=8","title":{"rendered":"Brilliant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> \tI waited nearly a month before making a second post.  Most people do a week or two of daily updates, followed by a couple months of weekly updates, before reaching this point.  I did it in two posts.  Way ahead of the curve.<\/p>\n<p>On Friday, I evicted 2-3 months&#8217; worth of crunch-time hair from my head and face.  I was starting to get used to it.  It was keeping me warm.  Clumped together on the barbershop floor, the exiled former inhabitants of my head resembled a small black poodle.<\/p>\n<p>You know the tagline up at the top of this page?  About eagles not catching flies?  It was in the body of a spam message.  I found it amusing&#8230; sort of like a fortune spam cookie.  Ok, that&#8217;s pretty nasty.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah.  ~1 month, and that&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve got.  Things might pick up once I get a photo gallery installed.<\/p>\n<p>Monday will mark my first attempt at secret resolution #1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> \tI waited nearly a month before making a second post. Most people do a week or two of daily updates, followed by a couple months of weekly updates, before reaching this point. I did it in two posts. Way ahead of the curve. On Friday, I evicted 2-3 months&#8217; worth of crunch-time hair from my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/semmz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/semmz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/semmz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semmz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semmz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/semmz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55,"href":"http:\/\/semmz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions\/55"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/semmz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semmz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semmz.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}